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pixelwit
09-06-2007, 08:37 PM
In a recent thread on this very forum, it has been suggested that Senocular may be one of the best ActionScripters ever. As true as this may or may not be, I feel it's important to note some important facts so you can make an informed decision.

Fact: He once posted an answer on a forum 3 minutes BEFORE the user even had a chance to ask his question.

Fact: He's only 18 inches tall, but appears taller than average due to the enormity of his giant head.

Fact: He once killed a man for asking a question that he couldn't answer. That's not true. He knew the answer, "DEATH!"

Fact: He once wrote an entire 3D particle-physics-space-time-travel simulation application for NASA using nothing but gotoAndPlay functions and a hammer.

Fact: His name Senocular (Six Eyes) is derived from the fact that he's actually 3 different people, one is Asian, one is a cyborg from the future and the other is an as-of-yet-unidentified super-villain.

Fact: I saw him physically move a MovieClip's registration point... with his mind.

Fact: If you speak his name 3 times into a mirror at midnight, you'll summon his spirit and it will ruthlessly mock you for playing silly mirror-games when you should be ActionScripting.

Fact: He can answer Any and All of your questions but chooses not to for fear of destroying your fragile religious beliefs.



So now you know.

Do you have any more facts to add to the list?

-PiXELWiT
http://www.pixelwit.com

atomic
09-06-2007, 08:43 PM
Now waiting for Pixelwit Facts by Senocular! :o

Mortimer Jazz
09-07-2007, 09:21 AM
In truth Senocular has actually joined actionscript.org over 59,000 times using different pseudonyms. He then posts questions under these aliases just so he can log back in as Senocular and answer them all to make himself appear intellectually superior.

The real mind-boggler it is that he finds time to do all that and still hold down three full-time jobs (simultaneously) at his local Kentucky Fried Chicken drive-through. Now that's talent.

newblack
09-07-2007, 03:49 PM
FACT: Popular science suggests Flash and Senocular are one in the same.
FACT: Senocular wrote the Flex Framework to compile into animated .gifs. I will be killed for sharing this information- not because he'll literally kill me, but simply because he knows that i know i shouldn't have said that. DEAD.
FACT: Senocular's .swfs all have a framerate of 0
FACT: Senocular has more posts on ActionScript forums then he has seconds on earth.

senocular
09-21-2007, 04:34 PM
How did I miss this? : D
Gold!

pixelwit
09-22-2007, 12:55 AM
FACT: Senocular once stopped a purse-snatching mugger with a roundhouse transformation matrix to the head.

FACT: A long time ago he kindly helped a little girl solve her ActionScript problem. His generosity inspired her for a lifetime. That little girl grew up to be... Mother Theresa.

FACT: It takes Senocular a year to write each tutorial. Impossible you say? Not nearly as impossible as the truth! Senocular is immortal and he has been diligently writing tutorials throughout the ages in preparation for the "End of Days". His grand plan? ActionScript Saves the Universe!

FACT: Senocular's first words were, "01010010011001010110000101100100001000000111010001 10100001100101001000000100011000101010001010100010 10100110100101101110011001110010000001001101011000 010110111001110101011000010110110000100001"

FACT: If you're torn between asking Senocular a question or having sex with the girl of your dreams, choose having sex with the girl of your dreams, Senocular already did. ;)

-PiXELWiT
http://www.pixelwit.com

Flash Gordon
09-22-2007, 01:12 AM
I have tears in my eyes! WOW!

MichaelxxOA
09-23-2007, 04:42 AM
...
FACT: If you're torn between asking Senocular a question or having sex with the girl of your dreams, choose having sex with the girl of your dreams, Senocular already did. ;)
...


haha!

senocular
09-23-2007, 04:08 PM
It's funny because its true : D

Flash Gordon
10-12-2007, 09:01 AM
got to bump this back to the first page, keep 'um coming, pixelwit.

panel
10-12-2007, 10:06 AM
pixelwit give us more :cool: