pixelwit
09-06-2007, 08:37 PM
In a recent thread on this very forum, it has been suggested that Senocular may be one of the best ActionScripters ever. As true as this may or may not be, I feel it's important to note some important facts so you can make an informed decision.
Fact: He once posted an answer on a forum 3 minutes BEFORE the user even had a chance to ask his question.
Fact: He's only 18 inches tall, but appears taller than average due to the enormity of his giant head.
Fact: He once killed a man for asking a question that he couldn't answer. That's not true. He knew the answer, "DEATH!"
Fact: He once wrote an entire 3D particle-physics-space-time-travel simulation application for NASA using nothing but gotoAndPlay functions and a hammer.
Fact: His name Senocular (Six Eyes) is derived from the fact that he's actually 3 different people, one is Asian, one is a cyborg from the future and the other is an as-of-yet-unidentified super-villain.
Fact: I saw him physically move a MovieClip's registration point... with his mind.
Fact: If you speak his name 3 times into a mirror at midnight, you'll summon his spirit and it will ruthlessly mock you for playing silly mirror-games when you should be ActionScripting.
Fact: He can answer Any and All of your questions but chooses not to for fear of destroying your fragile religious beliefs.
So now you know.
Do you have any more facts to add to the list?
-PiXELWiT
http://www.pixelwit.com
Fact: He once posted an answer on a forum 3 minutes BEFORE the user even had a chance to ask his question.
Fact: He's only 18 inches tall, but appears taller than average due to the enormity of his giant head.
Fact: He once killed a man for asking a question that he couldn't answer. That's not true. He knew the answer, "DEATH!"
Fact: He once wrote an entire 3D particle-physics-space-time-travel simulation application for NASA using nothing but gotoAndPlay functions and a hammer.
Fact: His name Senocular (Six Eyes) is derived from the fact that he's actually 3 different people, one is Asian, one is a cyborg from the future and the other is an as-of-yet-unidentified super-villain.
Fact: I saw him physically move a MovieClip's registration point... with his mind.
Fact: If you speak his name 3 times into a mirror at midnight, you'll summon his spirit and it will ruthlessly mock you for playing silly mirror-games when you should be ActionScripting.
Fact: He can answer Any and All of your questions but chooses not to for fear of destroying your fragile religious beliefs.
So now you know.
Do you have any more facts to add to the list?
-PiXELWiT
http://www.pixelwit.com