Devilish Party!!

[pinkaboo]

I see Vile has reached his special postage milestone:

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vilehelm
MuHAHAHA!
<insert Vile's real ugly mug here, far freakier>
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Deep South, USA
Posts: 666
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UNLEASH THE SACRIFICIAL SQUIRREL FOR WE MUST FEAST!

Been plumping 20 up for quite some time, a good spit roast we shall have!

Who's in? We'll dance beneath the stars shaking sticks in honour of the Vile one.

Dress code: fancy dress. (I was thinking a theme would be good? maybe 70s? .o0( Abigail's Party?))

pinK

[sfa]

I would be in but I am trying not to get all excited, I have a feeling he will go post something and ruin THE number of the beast.
667 is the number of the priest, maybe we can to something out of that.

SFA

Vile, I know you are tempted to post some useless message just to ruin it all but please hold back for a couple of days till we get this party over.

[vilehelm]

I'm in!

AWWWW CRAP!

[vilehelm]

OK I ruined it...but that's no reason to let a perfectly fattened varmit go to waste.

*set 20 a roasting over the fire*

I'll mix the drinks! What is everyone having?



May I suggest:

THE SAMOAN FOG CUTTER

as prepared at Trader Vic's

2 ounces white rum
1 ounce brandy
1/2 ounce gin
1 ounce orange juice
2 ounces lemon juice
1/2 ounce orgeat

Pour rum, brandy, gin, fruit juice and orgeat into cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and pour into a tall glass with ice. Serve with straw(s). yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[snapple]

vilehelmI'm in! AWWWW CRAP!
LOL :)

That drink sounds bloody dangerous, but good. I am (by complete chance) - going out to get absolutely 'damaged' tonight, you know when you really feel like getting drunk. And i am determind to wake up feeling ill tomorrow, but i have (At 9:00 tomorrow morning) got to travel back to my place of learning....spells trouble.

But, (this is probably because we have a very larg sea in between us)...what the hell is "orgeat juice" - cos it sounds like a really fun drink, can i get that over here in rainy England ?

Thanks for the laugh Vile, regards snapple :)

[vilehelm]

A syrupy type stuff, sort of like rockcandy syrup.

http://www.webtender.com/db/ingred/478

[20 Ton Squirrel]

*struggles vainly on the turning spit*

.oO(Good thing I'm wearing my Squirrel Anti-Thermal Skivies!)

Now... if I can only reach... my Squirrelarang!

[pinkaboo]

That drink sounds bloody dangerous,
damn, Snapple you're dead right it IS lethal.

Remind me not to order that particular one if you drag me down to Trader Vic's Vile! A trip to casualty might not be an enjoyable start to my vacation!

.o0(orgeat and pinK would not mix too well methinks)


I'll mix the drinks! What is everyone having?
make mine a straight chilled voddy, dead simple, cheers.

to 20: shhh! It's for the greater good, now be quiet and roast in peace.

*pinK forces apple into 20s mouth so he can't mutter profanities and put people off the feast while he's still conscious*

[vilehelm]

Maybe a hot buttered Rum in a giant mug shaped like a skull?

C'mon be a pirate! ARRRRRRRR!

[pinkaboo]

Maybe a hot buttered Rum in a giant mug shaped like a skull?
C'mon be a pirate! ARRRRRRRR!


Oh alright, but remember this party IS themed so it'll have to be a particularly 70s looking pirate, replete with paisley frilly shirt, excessive brown corduroy flares, shiny platform boots, blue eye makeup and rather sedultry lipgloss. ok? (ps YES those last two items go for you too, cos I say so)

[vilehelm]

What about the pirates from Scobby Doo? That was the seventies right?

http://www.gradeacertified.com/craptastic/scooby_band.jpg

Now THAT is some !$@#^%&! glam rock!

[pinkaboo]

yikes! There's nothing glam about that bunch!
do they do karaoke?

[vilehelm]

.......yes.

[DiDi]

Damn!

Why do I allways miss the best things around??? :mad:

Oh well, I'll just have to run and reach the number of the beast myself...