Flashers are useful for all sorts of things

[pinkaboo]

Just in case the rabid Flashing isn't paying off, discover your true uncanny calling.

Usual internet useless insanity that's doing the rounds at the moment, sorry, couldn't resist.

Hardcore, you know the score:

Generator (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=***)

Coming atcha!

[pinkaboo]

First, I give you the upper echelons:


Jesse
Jesse is a sock that can be assembled from common household parts, smells a bit funny and loves children.

Strok
Strok is a hammer that dissolves dirt and has adverts on the side.

Red Penguin
Red Penguin is a postage stamp! It always points to magnetic north!

20 Ton Squirrel
20 Ton Squirrel is an ornately-engraved sphere! It emits dangerous radiation!

Billy T
Billy T is a digital camera that can help you lose weight, reflects light and can only be operated by a trained professional.

Ricod
Ricod is like a normal sock, but it detects explosives.

FlashGuru
FlashGuru is a parachute that's transparent! It squirts water.

Flashants
Flashants is a toothbrush that follows a target of your choice, keeps you warm at night and believes itself to be self-aware.

[pinkaboo]

And then, in no particular order (i.e. don't get your knickers in a twist) some of the motley rabble:

pinKaboo
pinKaboo is like a normal new type of vegetable, but it automatically avoids obstacles

Vilehelm
Vilehelm is a pair of sunglasses that's great for hammering in nails!

pixelwit
pixelwit is a golf club! It keeps your teeth clean!

Zoomfreddy
Zoomfreddy is an iMac that detects evil and glows with an eerie green light.

tg
tg is a bubble-car that loves children, waters your plants and blocks UV light.


Darth Lank
Darth Lank is like a normal unicycle, but it may cause drowsiness.

Monkey Sy
Monkey Sy is a sofa that can disable electrical hardware and swears.


Mortimer Jazz
Mortimer Jazz is a rickshaw that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It runs on compressed air and requires a sample of DNA.

IFZen
IFZen is a towel that does exactly what it says on the tin and glows with an eerie green light.

mad A
mad A is a pair of sunglasses! It revolves!


sfa
sfa is a freezer that spins about its axis! It has no sharp edges.

sfa's brother
sfa's brother is a robotic dog that does away with household drudgery and is made of rubber.

and a special nod and a giggle for:

farafiro
farafiro is a TV remote control that will drive you insane!

;)

-pinK

[red penguin]

Well. Now we really know that pinKaboo is insane.

Yup. It's a fact.

Red sends a billion kisses over the channel.

But we love her so...

[pinkaboo]

*pinK pouts*

boo! hiss!

*...but eagerly gathers up all the kisses and carefully puts them in a special sparkly place so she can look at the pretty things when she wants*

wheeeeeeeeee!

hmm, well at least we know now who has driven me over the edge!

It's that damn remote control!

Vile, you're off the hook!

;)

[pom]

pom is a baseball cap that fits into the boot of a car!Hum... I'm not sure I agree with this... :rolleyes:

[pixelwit]

I never would have figured Pink for a closet Surrealist.

Bananna butter thighs squealing with delight as limpid pools slowly trickle jello lust through a somber field of violins.

-PiXELWiT
http://www.pixelwit.com

[vilehelm]

Awww. But I like driving people nuts.... *pouts*

At least people will still get brain damage when they try to drive in a nail while wearing me... .o0(damn, that sounds weird).

Glad to know that 20 is, as ever, round and radioactive.

[Ricod]

*start punching Red Penguin* Stop blowing kisses towards my better half ! And oh yeah, don't call her insane. We prefer mentally paralel evolved ...

Well, if that's all, I'll be returning to my drawer now and form a ball with Jesse ...

[Mortimer Jazz]

See, I do have a use!
Glad someone finally found out what it was. Now hand over yer DNA!

[Ricod]

And run me over while I'm sticking to the ceiling ? No thank you Mort !

[Mortimer Jazz]

Rumour has it that you and pinkaboo have mirrored ceilings in every room in the house. ;)

Don't think I can stick to those!

[Ricod]

Those are purely for educational reasons ! And ... how do you know anyway ? IS THAT WEBCAM STILL ON ?? She told me that red light was the 'off' light !

[flx]

actionscript.org
actionscript.org is a wristwatch that plays light music!



Jesse has been misleading us all along.. :eek:



Hey, but look at the ironic metaphorical truth in this :rolleyes: :



flash mx
flash mx is a wrapping paper! It connects to the web!

[farafiro]

Originally posted by pinkaboo
.......
and a special nod and a giggle for:
farafiro
farafiro is a TV remote control that will drive you insane!
;)
-pinK oh, finaly someone's got my hidden *BIG* secret.
Yessssssssss, I'm the new CONTROLLER OF THIS WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YES i'M
OH YES i'M
yesSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss :D

[Ricod]

I get it ! Whenever your press farafiro, your tv always switches to the shopping channel, except when there's someone coming over, than it switches to a random porn channel and meanwhile the remote keeps screaming : Yessssssssss, I'm the new CONTROLLER OF THIS WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YES i'M
OH YES i'M
yesSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss

well ... at least someone enjoys it then ...

[black]

that dummy says this below but I never smoke~

black is a riot shield that wears a waistcoat and tie and holds up to twenty cigarettes.
:rolleyes:

[pinkaboo]

well, it doesn't say you smoke them, you're just a fag hoarder!

heh, I don't see you denying the bit about the waistcoat and tie, very dapper! ;)

[black]

Originally posted by pinkaboo
well, it doesn't say you smoke them, you're just a fag hoarder!

heh, I don't see you denying the bit about the waistcoat and tie, very dapper! ;)

I'll keep the waistcoat and sell all cigars :p howdy sir, would you like nice cigars ?