were-where ???

[tost_cy]

anybody has any idea where the were-here forums has gone?
they haven't been online in a week or so, a bit strange for a weel-known site, no?

the good thing is i discovered this site in the mean time!
everybody needs a forum :D

cheerz
tosta

[snapple]

tost_cy,

the good thing is i discovered this site in the mean time!

Ah, well i'm insulted - did you not read the clause in the contract that stipulates, you must stay here for a minimum of 3 years,when you signed up ?

Never mind - Regards, snapple :)

[Ricod]

And not to mention be of total service to anyone who has been visiting for more than a month >:)

[Mortimer Jazz]

I've got some ironing that needs to be done. When can you come round and collect it?


:\D

[pom]

Oh no, not another were-here worshiper, please!!

[tost]

I always had a problem with this claiming attitude on the net

i was here first

well good for you
this ain't a goldmine
it's a public forum
and i can come here and jump in any time
at all

and if you care to know
it's not about the name
or the worshipping
it's about me shooting my problems
and about me helping others
and i'm proud to say
i come here to help
more than to be helped out

i'm hurt

[farafiro]

hey tost, sorry but what's your story my friend??

[Mortimer Jazz]

toast, I really hope you come back and re-read this thread :)
We've got a bit of a dry sense of humour here I'm afraid!

..and anyway, you think I'd let you do my ironing after last time when you ironed those creases into the front of my jeans?! No way :D

You're more than welcome to be here and sorry if you read it as us being nasty...and that was a very well balanced retort by the way. Fair play sir!

[tost]

tnx, mortimer
i do get defensive when i'm treated unfair
i guess

but hey
i feel better allready
maybe i handle compliments better than unfair critic
:D :D :D

and about that ironing
well okay
if it needs to be done

i am sorry to say we don't pick up
nor deliver
so please hump in:
tost ironing - ghent, belgium :D :D :D

[tost]

sorry 'bout the double account, (tost - tost_cy)
little mistake
i won't use the tost_cy any longer

(if an admin read this you might want to delete the account)

[Mortimer Jazz]

and I just noticed that I called you toast...er...sorry 'bout that

maybe i handle compliments better than unfair critic

Don't we all :)
None of the above posts were critisizing you though. Read the bottom bit of Snapples post and you should see he's only joking - or just look for the smilies :D

[pom]

What can I say, except that... once again it is your fault, Mort. (do you know what Mort means in French by the way??)

And Tost, nice poem, but it doesn't rhyme... Nice try though. :rolleyes:

pom :D

[Mortimer Jazz]

pom - you and me, outside NOW!

It means death doesn't it?
Muhaha! Dr 'Death' Jazz. I like it.

[pom]

I think I'd better tell you right now that I'm a tai chi master

*takes out black belt*
*takes out 10 bricks*
*crushes them with his mind*
*looks at Mort...

[farafiro]

heheheheeeeeeeeeeeee
like TOM&JERRY kids
lol, go on to the hospital POM there is some blood over your head :p

[pinkaboo]

i am sorry to say we don't pick up
nor deliver
so please hump in:
tost ironing - ghent, belgium

uh oh, better watch it Tost, soon you'll be falling foul of another as.org protocol and mad_A will be on your case too, and he's REALLY mean scary!! No black belt's gonna save you then!

location location location (http://www.actionscript.org/forums/showthread.php3?s=&threadid=15019&highlight=location)

;)

-pinK

[tost]

funny thread!
and i got the message

[pom]

Man I just noticed that you were from Gent!! Amazing city, really. I spend some time there a while ago, and had a really great time. And that's a compliment from a French guy... :D

pom :cool:

[tost]

c' est vrai, c'est une belle ville!
et ça bouge ici!
a french guy from singapore?
next time you're in town,
tu viens boire un coup, d'acc?

[Mortimer Jazz]

ARGHH! Stop it STOP IT!.
Stop speaking French!

**mumbles something about Napoleon under his breath and wanders over to babelfish.com to write a message...returns**

Bonjour paysans français! C'est un forum d'expression anglaise parce que l'anglais est grand et le Français est des déchets! Nous vous avons sauvé dans la guerre et alors vous allez brûler nos moutons et interdisez notre boeuf! Pah! En outre, vous pourriez parler de moi et je ne le saurais pas!

Heheh, I wonder how well it translates :D

I used to have whole conversations with my French housemate using babelfish just for fun. I remember one French->English translation came out as something like: You have television legs and are green. Hmmm!

[Mortimer Jazz]

"Hello country French! [hello french peasants] It is a forum of English expression because English is tall [great] and the French is waste[french is rubbish]! We saved you in the war and then you will burn our sheep and prohibit our ox [ban our beef]! Pah! Moreover, you could speak about me and I would not know it! "

lol - near enough I guess.

[vilehelm]

It's a damn shame when folks be prohibitin' other folkses oxen.

Don't be a livestock hatah!

[pom]

I love BabelFish...Really, Morti, I do not include/understand what you have against us the French peasants. And if your ox were edible, be sure that one would authorize it to enter on our beautiful ground...

[Mortimer Jazz]

If somebody tried to prohibit my Ox I'd say "Oi you, yes you prohibitin my ox - what the heck do you think you're doin???? Clear off before I call the police" - and then I'd pelt them with me spud gun.

*gives pom friendly punch on the shoulder (...and then pick-pockets him whilst his attention is distracted)*

Aw, how could I hate the French?
I've 'had' 4 French housemates, one part-french girlfriend and have a few good friends from the land of "le bon vin" (*chuckles at appauling grasp of foreign languages*)

Besides, the French gave us French-kissing, French-knickers and Emmanuelle Beart, not to mention the film Amilé.

I try to rile up that old English-French hatred that must surely lurk deep in my blood but I seem to have misplaced it.
Hmph!

[JHallam]

Originally posted by Mortimer Jazz
pom - you and me, outside NOW!

It means death doesn't it?
Muhaha! Dr 'Death' Jazz. I like it.

*SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

hehe :)
Couldn't resist :D

[JHallam]

Originally posted by tost
c' est vrai, c'est une belle ville!
et ça bouge ici!
a french guy from singapore?
next time you're in town,
tu viens boire un coup, d'acc?

AND *SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* for you toasty! No French fries in here, Mr.WHworshiper hehe



j/k :D

*see's Red Pingu, Pom, the other french army, looking stern*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek lol

*ignore me - just trying to make the top 10 posters haha posting rubbish, just like Farafiro
lol ;)

[tost]

allez allez
un peu de français n'est pas trop grave quand meme
Nous sommes quand meme tous des européens
:D :D :D

[tost]

get off your island once in a while mate!
:D :D :D

[JHallam]

*dressed up like a farmer, living in Derbshirrrrre farm*

Oi, wee French lad, we stick to our region and never step foot out of my farm, aye! So get off with ya!! French REBEL!!!!!!! GRR! *points and jabbs hay fork at you*

hahaha

[tost]

graphix_freak,
i ain't french but belgian
but that doesn't matter :)
just want to tell u this:
i wanted to check your homepage
but there is no "oneinstinct.com"
there's only a co.uk that leads to a .nl
even worse
oneinstinct.com is available for registration
i give u until tomorrow 12 pm :D
no really, maybe something's wrong, i thaught you'ld like to know
rgdz,
tost

[JHallam]

Hehe :)

Thanks...there is nothing wrong my Belgium friend..:D