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sivaction
10-13-2003, 04:06 AM
Hello Guys n Gals,
What do you think about SEX should be done before marriage or after marriage. Is there any problem if doing so before or after.
Waiting for the discussion and suggestion.
Thanks and Regards.
Sivaction....
farafiro
10-13-2003, 05:09 AM
:rolleyes:
McGiver
10-13-2003, 09:09 AM
:rolleyes:
well, for those who want to wait: wait!
CyanBlue
10-13-2003, 09:12 AM
Hm... That's a good answer, McGiver...
What about those who want to wait, but who cannot wait any longer??? :confused:
farafiro
10-13-2003, 09:14 AM
.....
And for those who want to wait, and you make push them :confused:
McGiver
10-13-2003, 10:15 AM
And for those who want to wait, and you make push them well, they will have to decide what's more important to them: their partner (the person who pushes them) or their wish to wait.
another question: what would you do if your partner want's to wait (completely wait, which means nothing we associate with sex is allowed) ???
let's say: you dated this person 2 or 3 times, and you like him/her/it. and he/she/it tells you he/she/it want's to wait.
would you
a) wait/ don't have sex
b) try to convince him/her
c) leave her/him
d)wait, till you fall in love with her or another person
e)buy beer and try to make her drunken
I would do the following:
try b,
if impossible=true{
try d
if love=true{
a
do{
retry b
}while(she hates me==false)
}else{
c
}
}else{
yeppe
}
bluegel
10-13-2003, 10:37 AM
what on earth are you on McGiver?? :confused: :confused:
farafiro
10-13-2003, 10:39 AM
well,i was just joining
but if u really wanna know my openion
No sex outta marriage relation
McGiver
10-13-2003, 10:52 AM
well, too much school can have the same effect as drugs :D
junahu
10-13-2003, 10:54 AM
before or after, before or after.
neither for me.
bluegel
10-13-2003, 11:27 AM
its up to the person
bluegel
10-13-2003, 11:28 AM
lol
just read what I wrote "its up to the person"
what I meant - was it is up to the individual whether to have it before or after marriage. I personally think it should be in a loving relationship.
McGiver
10-13-2003, 11:43 AM
I agree with bluegel
webguy
10-13-2003, 11:48 AM
if it was up to me.. before marriage. Want to make sure their is no extra luggage down there :D. Suck to find that out 'after' the wedding.
McGiver
10-13-2003, 11:51 AM
I agree with webguy
baby_annie
10-13-2003, 12:30 PM
Me after ^^. And i agree with Webguy:D...but what exactly webguy say? explain me(i think i understand it but not sure) :confused:
webguy
10-13-2003, 12:54 PM
Well their are two distinct packages in the world. A guy has one and a woman has another. However cross packaging has been known to occur. :D
It's just a joke.. hopefully we all can spot a 'bulge' ahead of time.
webG
junahu
10-13-2003, 12:56 PM
This thread is disturbing. I'm unsubscribing
Colin Campbell
10-13-2003, 01:01 PM
*giggles* you guys are so silly :rolleyes: :p
j/k, I was thinking about this the other day. I'll be back with a verdict.
I say before and after the wedding. I believe that there's some kind of compatibility in sex, and if you don't check that compatibility before getting married, you might be in trouble. I mean, just watch Ally McBeal and you'll be convinced...
McGiver
10-13-2003, 01:40 PM
I agree with pom
webguy
10-13-2003, 01:48 PM
if a chick doesn't do it on the first date..she is hiding something :D
Just kidding.. don't slaughter the sexiest pig
Colin Campbell
10-13-2003, 03:14 PM
lmao @webguy. that was great.
I've made up my mind: its ok to have sex before marriage, as long as you are prepared to face the music. I probably won't have sex before marriage though.
webguy
10-13-2003, 03:17 PM
Colin if you can resist the urge you are either built to be a priest..or gay..or both. :D
senocular
10-13-2003, 03:26 PM
Someone have sex with me, then Ill give you my answer.
webguy
10-13-2003, 03:34 PM
senocular I feel I owe you that much but I must regress :) You have the wrong package.. I think.
senocular
10-13-2003, 03:43 PM
yes I probably do :D
don't feel obliged ;)
McGiver
10-13-2003, 04:17 PM
@senocular: I wish you much luck finding someone :D
by the way: i think we missed to celebrate webguys 1000 post
webguy
10-13-2003, 04:58 PM
I'm just a post whore : but everyone is welcome to come to the _root.of.all.evil and join me for a beer. You can get their through hoboken, NJ :D
snapple
10-13-2003, 05:47 PM
Whats with all these pointless psych/sociological questions ????
F*ck it - who cares ???
Most people don't wait - cos its normal, because your a f*cking weirdo if you wait until married. But we'll all still churn out these sickening morally correct answers, its like the god of "all things good" took a sh*t and it landed somewhere close!
Get drunk, have sex, look at porn, laugh at old people, be politcally incorrect, throw food at fat people and race in super market shopping trollies down hills- that should answer any future threads.
snapple
stealthelephant
10-13-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by McGiver
I would do the following:
try b,
if impossible=true{
try d
if love=true{
a
do{
retry b
}while(she hates me==false)
}else{
c
}
}else{
yeppe
}
i think u spend to much time infront of your computer :)
similiar topic here on linuxquestions.org (http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99318&perpage=15&pagenumber=1)
senocular
10-13-2003, 06:32 PM
snapple's on a roll there :D
Warrior
10-13-2003, 07:18 PM
For me, it will be when I get married. I am saving my self. I respect and love my body, I don't want to degrade it in any way. Can you imagine you with your wife for the first time, she is a virgin and you are a virgin, you can't get any more special then that.
It is the most intimate moment with the one you truly love and not just degrading your body to get a few seconds feeling. With your wife, that felling will increase because you truly love them.
webguy
10-13-2003, 07:21 PM
awe warrior..that is sweet... :tear:
though I have to point out "few seconds feeling" is a personal problem. Think about baseball.
Warrior
10-13-2003, 07:29 PM
You're very naughty :D
stealthelephant
10-13-2003, 07:31 PM
what do u think about divorce then?
Warrior
10-13-2003, 07:38 PM
I don't like divorce. There are too many now as if it were a free license. It destroys marriages and breaks children's hearts and scars them for life. Before the 19th century, people never got divorced like in these times. Infact, I never herd of anyone getting divorced because of marriage problems. I really never herd of it.
stealthelephant
10-13-2003, 07:43 PM
some people get left....
pixelwit
10-13-2003, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by Warrior
Can you imagine you with your wife for the first time, she is a virgin and you are a virgin, you can't get any more special then that.
Two or more women, a trapeeze, a dwarf, a gallon of Wesson oil and at least three kitchen appliances... Now that's "special". ;)
-PiXELWiT
http://www.pixelwit.com
Warrior
10-13-2003, 07:50 PM
LOL :D
You're a nutcase :p
stealthelephant
10-13-2003, 07:51 PM
dwarves huh?:eek: :eek: whatever floats ur boat :o
pixelwit
10-13-2003, 07:57 PM
You'd be surprised where you can fit a dwarf.
-PiXELWiT
http://www.pixelwit
stealthelephant
10-13-2003, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by pixelwit
You'd be surprised where you can fit a dwarf.
-PiXELWiT
http://www.pixelwit
gonna pretend i didnt hear that!!!
CyanBlue
10-13-2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by senocular
Someone have sex with me, then Ill give you my answer. Go take a shower... Very refreshing and clean shower, snocular...
I'll be knocking your door in an hour as long as there is not much of traffic... :D
Hey, somebody set up Snapple with Pixelwit! They're made for each other :D
stealthelephant
10-14-2003, 09:42 AM
i notice the way nobody has talked about sex after marriage!! lmao, sex after marriage???? what on earth are u talking about??
junahu
10-14-2003, 10:54 AM
It means after the marraige ceremony, not after the marraige itself you crazy nitpicker.
stealthelephant
10-14-2003, 12:41 PM
excuse me, thats what i meant too!! i am implying that there is no sex after u are married ;) with anyone!!! even ur wife :p
bluegel
10-14-2003, 12:43 PM
didnt farafiro comment on this subject??
stealthelephant
10-14-2003, 12:45 PM
he did?
farafiro
10-14-2003, 12:50 PM
I think I said it load and clear:
NO SEX RELATION BEFORE MARRIAGE OR WITH ANYONE ELSE THAN YOUR PARTNER AFTER MARRIAGE RELATION
This is all in the Bible and I'm that kinda religious
also in my believes
stealthelephant
10-14-2003, 12:58 PM
yeah buts thats nothing to do with what i'm talking about :rolleyes:
nobody answered my question earlier,
so farafiro, or anyone who is married, what if your wife left you? is it ok then to have a girlfriend later on in life or do u have to stick it out on your own because someone else broke ur believes for u?
farafiro
10-14-2003, 01:07 PM
I'd stick up with my believes
but if I do this right from the behining, this won't happed
coz,REAL love never fails or get broken
stealthelephant
10-14-2003, 01:09 PM
anyone else?
baby_annie
10-14-2003, 01:22 PM
I like your belief Fara, and i will do it only with my future wife(after marriage :D).
stealthelephant
10-14-2003, 01:41 PM
anyone not believe in marriage?
im not talking about cheating and unfaithfullness and all that, just in not getting married
McGiver
10-14-2003, 01:46 PM
Ok, this was a funny thread.
Now let's get back to our beloved pcs and forget about it :D
senocular
10-14-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by stealthelephant
anyone not believe in marriage?
im not talking about cheating and unfaithfullness and all that, just in not getting married
Im not getting married. I know too many people who got screwed over by their wives (in more way than one).
...at least thats my take on it now. Granted, its POSSIBLE (though highly unlikely) that the "one" could come along and change all that. But there are people who spend their whole lives searching for that person and cant find them. Im not even trying to look so I think my chances are pretty slim. :D
webguy
10-14-2003, 03:26 PM
I'm with senocular. Unless I had an accident :D and created a life. I don't want to have a bastard child. My life would then be spent bettering the childs life.
stealthelephant
10-14-2003, 04:09 PM
i too am a non believer
McGiver
10-14-2003, 04:32 PM
I am a non believer too,
but I think I will want to have children once (once, in a very-far-away-time)
and I think I will marry this woman.
junahu
10-15-2003, 06:27 AM
I'm partially against marraige too but that's just because it suggests a physical bond.
I'm just sceptical that way
bluegel
10-15-2003, 07:26 AM
where is the love in all you men?
stealthelephant
10-15-2003, 07:36 AM
i have love :)
bluegel
10-15-2003, 08:14 AM
obviously not enough to want to marry your partner
stealthelephant
10-15-2003, 08:24 AM
sorry, cant :(
linckx
10-15-2003, 10:21 AM
Hi guys,
found some time to surf (10 minutes of which at least 8 here ;) aaaaaah the loyalty)
sex: I only mean sex where love of both parties is involved. I think you should be able to do it before, during and after marriage ;)
marriage: In my eyes marriage is only an instution made by man to be able to have sex socially accepted... well, it's a sociologist's handbook thing, but I agree...
so I guess that makes my opinion: yes you can! before and after!
robin
junahu
10-15-2003, 10:25 AM
And here's mine
no you can't! Ever! :p
but it's only an opinion so you're safe. :D
webguy
10-15-2003, 11:05 AM
sex is bad..mmkay
senocular
10-15-2003, 11:50 AM
robin has a point. Its a social/cultural thing. Most people 'waiting' are waiting primarily for 1 of 2 reasons. 1) religion - because some governing body has control enough over your life to tell you whats good and bad and how you should live your life in order to be accepted by them and/or another higher ruling body (i.e. God) so, no sex for you til your married, or 2) fear. Fear of rejection. Fear of performance. Fear of disease. Fear of knocking up some young girl and having to deal with a child etc.
Granted, its more complex than this, but when it comes down to it, these are the basic reasons. Marriage is the solution to each. Marriage makes God happy and lets you know you're in a mutual, bound and sound relationship from which there is no return (that is less the case nowadays) so rejection, performance.. all that is void. Plus, when you're married, you're expected to have kids.
McGiver
10-15-2003, 12:13 PM
marriage isn't only a social/cultural thing.
for example you also pay less taxes if you're married ;)
webguy
10-15-2003, 02:04 PM
I changed my mind. I'd get married. Anything to save a $
McGiver
10-15-2003, 02:27 PM
as long as you intend to get married or you have a contract, marriage is the best to save $ :D
senocular
10-15-2003, 02:42 PM
I can't argue with that :)
CyanBlue
10-15-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by McGiver
as long as you intend to get married or you have a contract, marriage is the best to save $ :D I'm too lazy to read all the posts, but I do not agree with McGiver on this...
We, me and my wife, spend more after I get married... :(
senocular
10-15-2003, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by CyanBlue
We, me and my wife, spend more after I get married... :(
LOL!
yeah, come to think of it, most of the married guys I know always complain about their wife spending too much... then they secretly save up money just to have that she doesnt spend so they can buy something for themselves - usually something big like a nice stereo or TV or harley. Its almost a race to see who can get to the money first before the other one can get to it to spend it.
CyanBlue
10-15-2003, 08:42 PM
Exacto mundo... :D
farafiro
10-16-2003, 04:11 AM
heheheeee
save money and marriage ..... is like
black and white
just change it to
lose money by marriage (by getting married)
junahu
10-16-2003, 07:42 AM
I like money
McGiver
10-16-2003, 02:16 PM
come on guys! :D
It's not the marriage that makes you poor, it's the woman you married ;)
I like money
:p I think we all agree with you on that
senocular
10-16-2003, 02:26 PM
obligatory response:But money can't buy you love!
obligatory counter:No, but it sure can rent it. :D
Timmee_3Styler
10-20-2003, 12:55 AM
this thread is pretty funny :)
I also like this response
No, but it sure can rent it.
stealthelephant
10-20-2003, 07:57 AM
i always had to ask if i could spend some of my money
CyanBlue
10-20-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by stealthelephant
i always had to ask if i could spend some of my money Oops... Are we allowed to ask that sacred question???
If I ever did that, I might not be here... :D
avelives
10-20-2003, 01:27 PM
awe warrior..that is sweet... :tear:
though I have to point out "few seconds feeling" is a personal problem. Think about baseball.
A few seconds....:confused: poor guy huh
snapple
10-21-2003, 12:13 PM
As the saying goes:
If its got wheels or tits it will cost you money
snapple :)
stealthelephant
10-21-2003, 12:17 PM
theres not much point in ur signature then is there :p
avelives
10-22-2003, 11:55 AM
"**** it dude lets go bowling !" :D
senocular
10-22-2003, 12:33 PM
long live the big lebowski :cool:
littleRichard
10-22-2003, 01:27 PM
dude
stealthelephant
10-22-2003, 01:31 PM
of course
hello way up there
:rolleyes:
McGiver
10-22-2003, 01:50 PM
@stealthelephant:
was that really neccesary? :rolleyes:
stealthelephant
10-22-2003, 01:53 PM
:(
senocular
10-22-2003, 01:55 PM
at least its not as bad as
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[edit] ... ok its not being as bad as I want it to be... and its not even that bad since you dont have to scroll right anyway
:mad:
:rolleyes:
:(
McGiver
10-22-2003, 01:56 PM
http://www.digitalhalo.de/smilies/makehappy.gif
:( my img tags don't work
senocular
10-22-2003, 01:58 PM
as.org is crippled
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littleRichard
10-22-2003, 02:01 PM
you dont have to scroll right anyway
i have to scroll right:mad:
the nerve of some people:p
stealthelephant
10-22-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by McGiver
http://www.digitalhalo.de/smilies/makehappy.gif
:( my img tags don't work
that gif is kool
senocular
10-22-2003, 03:12 PM
pffft that smiley makes me want to
McGiver
10-22-2003, 04:13 PM
:p you might prefer this one
senocular
10-22-2003, 04:40 PM
.
CyanBlue
10-22-2003, 10:17 PM
WoW... How did you guys draw violence out of love and sex??? :confused: :D
junahu
10-23-2003, 09:30 AM
With a biro.
Now don't make me jibba jabba you ya fool!
stealthelephant
10-23-2003, 09:33 AM
poor old mr T is dieing :(
McGiver
10-23-2003, 09:36 AM
is he? :(
bluegel
10-23-2003, 09:53 AM
whats wrong with him?
junahu
10-23-2003, 09:58 AM
Noooooooooo! Mr T can't die! Not now not ever! He was about to become our local college leader too... sob.
stealthelephant
10-23-2003, 11:32 AM
cancer in the pancreas, incurable
bluegel
10-23-2003, 12:25 PM
thats not good :(
stealthelephant
10-23-2003, 01:04 PM
yeah i know, all my childhood icons are dieing:(
boyzdynasty
10-23-2003, 10:40 PM
I remember watching the A-team with my mom...(all the episodes)...*i think*....
BTW:I spent a 15mins. reading this thread. :D
And I have no input.
Colin Campbell
10-23-2003, 10:43 PM
I remember watching Conan O'Brien and him and Mr. T went up to Upstate New York at fall to see the changing leaves *its so cliched.* Anyway, it was funny as hell.
SAVE MR. T!
hangalot
10-24-2003, 07:17 AM
tanta stultitia mortalium est
omnia vincit amor
stealthelephant
10-24-2003, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by Colin Campbell
I remember watching Conan O'Brien and him and Mr. T went up to Upstate New York at fall to see the changing leaves *its so cliched.* Anyway, it was funny as hell.
SAVE MR. T!
funny family guy episode
junahu
10-24-2003, 10:06 AM
"Didn't want to be a tough guy, wanted to be a dancer."
Mr T in stewie's hallucination.
"Remember, Mr T says 'I pity the fool who does drugs'"
Dan the news guy as he talks to school children
...and so I don't seem biased towards mr T...
"...Wait! Everyone knows that teradactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar!"
one of the members of kiss in the movie 'kiss saves santa', the part where santa is attacked by teradactyls.
Family guy quotes for all!
senocular
10-24-2003, 11:38 AM
Mr. T was my idol. For about 4 years of my life I was saving up to get myself a load of gold neclaces and to sneak off and get myself a mohawk (which my mother absolutely wouldnt allow).
McGiver
10-24-2003, 11:53 AM
good old childhood idols.
do you remember all those good old violent series like a-team,
or how about MacGyver or Knight Rider...
hangalot
10-24-2003, 11:57 AM
macGyver was a GOD. anyman who can build a nuclear bomb from a can of beans (without eating and using a lighter that is) must be special.
did anybody ever figure out what he actually studied at university, cause he seemed like a renasaince man!!
senocular
10-24-2003, 12:03 PM
Never got big into MacGyver, but Knight Rider was another big one. I think I just liked black and red cars (knight rider was back with the red lights and the A-Team had the van) ... of course the car in my other favorite show was mostly orange with a little bit of blue and white :)
littleRichard
10-24-2003, 12:13 PM
Dukes of Hazard I assume? I don't really remember the show, but i always thought the car was cool.
junahu
10-24-2003, 12:26 PM
"Well these boys better grow some wings, or start flappin' their arms"
No-one can escape family guy quotes. Mwha ha ha ha!
stealthelephant
10-24-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by hangalot
macGyver was a GOD. anyman who can build a nuclear bomb from a can of beans (without eating and using a lighter that is) must be special.
i wanted to buy a victornox utility knife but wasnt let :(
hangalot
10-24-2003, 04:46 PM
i cannot decide which is the better reply
dito
or
et tu
linckx
10-25-2003, 07:36 AM
not quite the mcgiver fan, but I did like kitt - nightrider and loved the A-team...
just sitting there waiting untill a car or other vehicle goes upside down :) check it, I haven't seen one A-team without that :)
What is on belgian tv at mornings (when I used to sleep but have to get up to go to work now) is transformers... jesus I love those !
they must have been more important than powerrangers, eventhough they were only on tellie untill I was three, while powerrangers when I was eleven...
robin
stealthelephant
10-25-2003, 08:14 AM
even when the choppers fall upsidedown there is always crazy guys crawling out of them
linckx
10-26-2003, 06:35 PM
yup, and the most fantastic thing.
the enemy keeps on shooting for hours and no-one gets hurt.
Then it's time for the A-team to shoot and in ten seconds they win, without hurting someone :)
but still, I love it all the way!
junahu
11-03-2003, 10:34 AM
The magical lack of death comes in the form of Mr T's pity. I've seen more people die in Pokemon.
Motion2082
11-04-2003, 12:05 PM
BEFORE......at least if its no good you can marry someone else :D
avelives
11-05-2003, 09:56 AM
I personally dont believe in marriage anyway, im not religious so it doesnt matter to me.
Stimpson
11-05-2003, 05:59 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm, how about sex DURING marriage!
junahu
11-06-2003, 10:06 AM
Vicar: do you take this woman to be...
Woman: YYYEEEEESS!!!
Vicar: I wasn't talking to you.
(Junahu starts shuddering then throws up all over the monitor)
Flash Gordon
11-16-2005, 07:47 AM
A father takes his son to the supermarket. His son picks up a two pack of condoms, and ask "what are these for". Father replies, "Well, son that is for when you are in High School. You see, you double wrap it on a Friday night." The son accepts the answer, and then picks up a 6 pack of condoms and ask, "What are theses for?" The father replies, "Son that is for when you are in College. One for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night: two weeks worth." The son accepts the answer, and then picks up a 12 pack of condoms and asks, "Then what are these for?" The father replies, "well son, that is for when you are married: one for January, one for februrary, one for march ......."
And oh yeah, the title was sex before or after marriage. Did anyone vote on sex durning a marriage? :p
Flash Gordon
11-16-2005, 07:52 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmm, how about sex DURING marriage!
Crap, beat me to it 2 years ago.
Sex before marriage gave me my first child, sex during marriage gave me 3 more......Soooooooooooooooo avoid it all together..Though I suppose using the proper protection would have been a good idea....to quote tg, what the hell was I thinking...
senocular
11-16-2005, 10:06 AM
I'll be sure not to tell your kids they were mistakes :p
;)
Sex before marriage leads to less violent societies
They are mistakes I would gladly make again, but this time I would make sure I didnt get stuck with 3 daughters.
Flash Gordon
11-16-2005, 08:14 PM
I read somewhere that positions and time of months (or body tempture) can effect whether is is a boy or girl. Perhaps, you should put your wife in a hot tub for three hours, then try it upside down to see if that gets you anthor "air" to your thrown. If not, I must have gotten it backward. Tryt his instead in 9-12 months. Put her in a walk in fridge.......:p
Too late for that information. Where were you 8 years ago to tell me that.
Flash Gordon
11-16-2005, 08:22 PM
In sex ED class. :)
I really should have payed attention in that class...
farafiro
11-17-2005, 10:27 AM
A father takes his son to the supermarket. His son picks up a two pack of condoms, and ask "what are these for". Father replies, "Well, son that is for when you are in High School. You see, you double wrap it on a Friday night." The son accepts the answer, and then picks up a 6 pack of condoms and ask, "What are theses for?" The father replies, "Son that is for when you are in College. One for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night: two weeks worth." The son accepts the answer, and then picks up a 12 pack of condoms and asks, "Then what are these for?" The father replies, "well son, that is for when you are married: one for January, one for februrary, one for march ......."
And oh yeah, the title was sex before or after marriage. Did anyone vote on sex durning a marriage? :p
Bringing up the dead threads, ehhhhhh
must be very bored nowadays
Flash Gordon
11-17-2005, 07:03 PM
I was looking for the "Actionsript sex toys" thread and found this instead. And had to tell my joke.
bluegel
11-18-2005, 01:41 PM
yeah farafio thats just what i was thinking....its been a while since i saw this thread
stealthelephant
11-22-2005, 07:25 AM
god a blast from the past!
nobody has sex after marriage anyways :cool:
hey bluegel you are back ~ funny that really, was thinking about this place the other day and was wondering where you had disappeared to (and if you were still watching in your absense), nice to see you back though
bluegel
11-22-2005, 11:39 PM
defionately back for now, anyway
BadBadNeil
11-23-2005, 05:12 AM
this thread should have been titled, marriage, the destroyer of all things good.
Thats not entirely true....my wife and I, dispite 4 kids, still have good times.
stealthelephant
11-23-2005, 07:44 AM
Thats not entirely true....my wife and I, dispite 4 kids, still have good times.
:) -> hey there is light at the end of the tunnel ;)
p.s. lucifer means light bringer or bringer of light, so that light at the end of the tunnel dot dot dot ;)
GOSH!! This topic must have set a record in this whole forum with maximum number views and replies. You guyz indeed proved that the word 'SEX' is the most used one on net.
Anyway, guyz do know this is the hot topic going on in India now. One of the South Indian film star made a statement on pre-marital sex in an AIDS meeting or something like that, for which there is so much(I can see that here too) hue and cry. "Sivaction" now dragged you into this debate.
By the way, "sivaction" where are you? What is your stand on this?
If you ask me, I say "NO, there is NOTHING WRONG with it."
By the way, don't you guyz think that this whole thread is "unrelated" and nonsense to the concept to Flash.
Since when did Flash started having sex? Is that a new feature with Flash 8?
Its related since this is a general chat area....for random, non flash related thoughts....how does that work for you?
Plus, if it was a new feature in flash 8...then flash would be the most popular thing in the world...
silverfish
11-23-2005, 02:43 PM
Is that where you learned these gender-picker methods? I've heard about them, too - that they generally have about a 50% success rate of producing the target gender...
Flash Gordon
11-23-2005, 07:06 PM
By the way, don't you guyz think that this whole thread is "unrelated" and nonsense to the concept to Flash.
Since when did Flash started having sex? Is that a new feature with Flash 8?
AS[org] is a community of people. I would consider these guys here my friends. These treads are a nice place for us to just talk and have some fun. Some of the people have been here for years and have over 15,000 post, yes 15,000. Not everything has to always be helping you with you Actionscript problems.
BadBadNeil
11-23-2005, 09:18 PM
Thats not entirely true....my wife and I, dispite 4 kids, still have good times.
You lie!! it can't be true! :)
All I've seen marriage do to people is make them overweight, frumpty, and frugal, and a bore in the sack but eh what do I know I'm not married (intentionally). All the guys at work do all day is complain about their wives, kids, and bills. Gosh what a life.
:confused:
OK, it seems that I have missed something somewhere. So you mean this 'General Chat' is where anyone(of course AS members) can chat on anything, for a change, is that what you say FG?(umm I learnt a new thing)
I just mentioned 'cauz last time some guy said something on Iraq war, and, poor guy got a mix of HOT messages with almost 20% of requests to close the thread(that includes myself). SEX seems have to an exception here.:p
:eek:
By the way FG, it doesn't mind how many posts one did, it does mind what kinda posts one do. And, COTA, Flash is already popular, most popular. If it wouldn't have been, at first place you and me wouldn't have this chat here now.
Flash Gordon
11-24-2005, 06:27 AM
By the way FG, it doesn't mind how many posts one did, it does mind what kinda posts one doThe point of the post numbers was, when you have posted in the thousands you have obviously been here awhile. When you have been here a while, you start to remember names and things about these people. Cota 4 kids of which too many are girls, Fariro from Egypt and has locust storms, oldnewbie french candian over 57+, Xeef multi-lingual, Cyanblue has dogs......
@BadBadNeil - I love my kids....we're on the same level...hahahaha...My wife has her bad days, but then again, dont we all....
@mitr - ummm....yeah...sure dude....rock on with that thought
Headshotz
11-24-2005, 09:26 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmm, how about sex DURING marriage!
Yeah, wedding photos would turn out just great eh?
yker22
11-24-2005, 08:31 PM
For some Sex is better while they can... :.)
But seriously I think that is better when the couple has a good relation and they´re married.
But they´re a lot of issues that has to do with racial and cultural issues. I don´t know really because all the matter will be relative....
Personally my best sexual experiences has been while married... (still married: two childs).
linckx
11-24-2005, 08:36 PM
i'm still a kid myself (22yo)... :)
But I'd go for sex before marriage, but in a relationship. That's the way it works out the best.
Headshotz
11-25-2005, 06:40 AM
For some reason your avatar makes me think you are older.. seriously... I dont know why I think that
Flash-a-Maniac
12-01-2005, 09:37 AM
I think Wait for some time She will come to u
Headshotz
12-01-2005, 09:40 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
(long hum)
finchou
12-01-2005, 10:24 AM
Ooops I think I already had sex. So the only chance for me to not have sex before marriage is to never get married.
makes sense I guess.
bluegel
12-01-2005, 01:26 PM
its everyone's personal opinion
but i think sex in a long term relationship, marriage or otherwise, as some people dont get married anymore
Headshotz
12-02-2005, 07:14 AM
Ooops I think I already had sex. So the only chance for me to not have sex before marriage is to never get married.
makes sense I guess.
Hehehehehe
falltimemusic
12-07-2005, 05:28 AM
well since im mormon now (i grew up mormon too) then i'd say no. Of course I had a few years inbetween where I "broke the rules". Whadayagonnado?
from my experience id say wait, id would be a lot more "special" if you will, if you waited to get down and dirty with your soul mate instead of a hussy haha.
Headshotz
12-07-2005, 10:24 AM
Whadayagonnado?
Mmmmmm.... I could get Cota to get his lawyers to sue you to buy more lawyers to sue more people for unrelated reasons to bue enough lawyers to sue enough people to pay for AS.org hosting, domain etc. for another 247.56435 years.
Thats how Jesse pays for the site... Im pretty sure....
bluegel
12-07-2005, 02:03 PM
what do mormons believe?
what do mormons believe?.... pretty clean cut and straight laced.
but i think sex in a long term relationship, marriage or otherwise, as some people dont get married anymore
back before i was married i preferred 'friends with benefits'.
falltimemusic
12-07-2005, 07:15 PM
what do mormons believe?
if you REALLY want to know then look at this... we call it the "THE ARTICLES OF FAITH" which lists out not all but, the basic beliefs.
heres a link
http://scriptures.lds.org/a_of_f/1
and if you want more then go here
http://www.mormon.org/
any questions feel free to hit me up.
sjvilla79
12-08-2005, 01:30 PM
SEX Before or After MARRIAGE
function lameForumQuestion () {
if (male && female) {
if (desire) {
_root.haveSex();
} else {
_root.waitForMarriage();
};
} else {
if ((male && male) || (female && female)) {
if (interested) {
_root.yourPlaceOrMine();
} else {
_root.letsNotGoThere();
};
};
};
};
FormerSwinger
12-08-2005, 02:11 PM
Jus a small addition
function lameForumQuestion () {
if (male && female) {
if (desire) {
_root.haveSex();
}
if (married){
_root.iHaveAHeadache();
}
else {
_root.waitForMarriage();
};
} else {
if ((male && male) || (female && female)) {
if (interested) {
_root.yourPlaceOrMine();
} else {
_root.letsNotGoThere();
};
};
};
};
Headshotz
12-11-2005, 04:20 AM
function lameForumQuestion () {
if (male && female) {
if (desire) {
_root.haveSex();
} else {
_root.waitForMarriage();
};
} else {
if ((male && male) || (female && female)) {
if (interested) {
_root.yourPlaceOrMine();
} else {
_root.letsNotGoThere();
};
};
};
};
Hahahahahahahahahahah
I would put that in my signature if it wasnt so long
Hehe
bluegel
12-12-2005, 07:32 PM
ok cool, ill take a look
Headshotz
12-14-2005, 11:05 AM
Oh, your rollBaby is gone :(
yker22
12-17-2005, 04:23 PM
and what about Sex before or after SHOWER? :cool:
BadBadNeil
12-17-2005, 06:31 PM
how about in the shower?
This thread is turning into an HBO special....
Headshotz
12-18-2005, 09:13 AM
and what about Sex before or after SHOWER? :cool:
What about before, in and after shower :eek:
yker22
12-19-2005, 03:10 AM
Well.
1. I´m married now :D.
2. I always take my shower with my child... :mad:
Headshotz
12-19-2005, 03:14 AM
I was just being a silly billy, though I cant really be a billy because.... dammit confused again :confused:
Because Billy isnt your name......or maybe it is and you're just trying to confuse us.
Headshotz
12-19-2005, 03:29 AM
Thats it cota, you hit the nail on the head! And now its crying.
sjvilla79
03-15-2006, 02:52 PM
That's what she said.
I would put that in my signature if it wasnt so long
farafiro
03-16-2006, 04:57 AM
That's what she said.
huh ??
I think it was a dirty joke Faf...
It was an American saying back in the 90's (I guess). It was just a stupid thing like saying "Your mom" or "That's what she said."
For instance if I were to say "This is hard". Someone would reply "That's what she said."
newblack
03-16-2006, 01:10 PM
This is hard.
---drum roll please----- "thats what she said"
acolyte
03-16-2006, 02:20 PM
Hello i just spotted this Thread,
i found this Website during the Collab chat :
http://www.sexisforfags.com/
well everybody shoud decide himself:D
Hello i just spotted this Thread,
i found this Website during the Collab chat :
http://www.sexisforfags.com/
look at this poor Kids faces they are looking unrelaxed , well they never had SEX
LOL Holy Cow......Iron Hymen!
Headshotz
03-19-2006, 01:08 AM
Arf? Im too scared to click on anything with the word fags on it.
icemart525
03-21-2006, 08:09 AM
Hello Guys n Gals,
What do you think about SEX should be done before marriage or after marriage. Is there any problem if doing so before or after.
Waiting for the discussion and suggestion.
Thanks and Regards.
Sivaction....
how about during marriage? have you heard something like that before?
outlando
03-21-2006, 02:51 PM
how about during marriage? have you heard something like that before?
DURING marriage?? I can only assume you're not married! ;)
icemart525
03-21-2006, 11:58 PM
DURING marriage?? I can only assume you're not married! ;)
yes you're right, i'm still to young for that, i haven't mastered my actionscript yet. :D
stealthelephant
04-25-2006, 11:57 PM
wow this thread is still alive?
:p
yker22
04-27-2006, 11:48 PM
and what about when woman is 8th pregnacy month :D some secret? it is forbidden?
acolyte
04-28-2006, 12:30 AM
hi yker22,
B. D. A.:p ?
outlando
04-28-2006, 06:40 AM
and what about when woman is 8th pregnacy month :D some secret? it is forbidden?
Wait until she's utterly sick of being pregnant - chances are she will suggest it, as it's known to bring on labour.
Not that it's worked for us, Lucie is nearly two weeks overdue now. They're going to induce tomorrow morning if nothing happens today.
I'm going to be a daddy this weekend!!
FormerSwinger
04-28-2006, 07:48 AM
Congratulations outlando:D
I still have a month to wait:o :eek:
yker22
05-01-2006, 03:32 PM
Hi Acolyte... :) B.D.A.???
Baby will come through "cesarea" and my is programmed to surgery on may 18th... So I will be father again :) the baby is another "screw" :)
macarone
05-11-2006, 11:40 AM
hey... knows anyone how to make a member account at Live Video Chat - Live for Chat (http://www.liveforchat.com) ?
i cannot go to the second screen in the create free account page...
i know for sure that this can be done because i saw a friend of mine staying on this videochat website
but i cannot find him right now
Incrue
05-15-2006, 11:39 AM
Thanks to feminists, today marriage is a trap
http://www.google.com.br/search?q=marriage+strike&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:pt-BR:official
take care
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