Warrior
12-27-2003, 08:25 PM
Jersey Girl (Bennifer, directed by Kevin Smith)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Ocean's Twelve (George Clooney, etc, sequel to Ocean's Eleven)
I, Robot (http://www.irobotnow.com/index.php) (Will Smith, based on an Isaac Asimov story)
The Aviator (Leonardo Dicaprio, directed by Martin Scorsese, based on real life nutcase Howard Hughes)
Barbershop 2 (http://www.barbershop2.com/) (Ice Cube, Cedric The Entertainer, Queen Latifah, sequel to Barbershop)
The Bourne Supremacy (Matt Damon, sequel to The Bourne Identity)
Constantine (http://www.insanerantings.com/hell/movie/) (Keanu Reeves, based on a comic book called Hellblazer)
Son Of The Mask (http://www.themaskisback.com/) (Jamie Kennedy, sequel to Jim Carrey's The Mask)
Hero (Jet Li, long-delayed historical swordplay import)
The Ring 2 (Naomi Watts, an original sequel to The Ring, not a remake of Japan's Ringu 2)
Meet The Fockers (Ben Stiller, Robert Deniro, sequel to Meet The Parents)
Walking Tall (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson & Johnny Knoxville)
The Whole Ten Yards (Bruce Willis, sequel to The Whole Nine Yards)
Scary Movie 4 (yeah... but it's going to make money, no matter how worn-out the series gets...)
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (based on a popular children's book)
The Brothers Grimm (Matt Damon, directed by Terry Gilliam of 12 Monkeys and Time Bandits)
Secret Window (Johnny Depp, John Turturro, based on a Stephen King story)
Collateral (Tom Cruise, directed by Michael Mann who also made Manhunter, Ali and Last Of The Mohicans)
The Manchurian Candidate (Denzel Washington, remake of the 1962 Frank Sinatra film)
The Passion Of The Christ (Mel Gibsons film will be in Latin & Aramaic with subtitles, but at least it will avoid the controversy of Scorsese's Last Temptation since Pope John Paul II has seen Passion and endorsed it)
also, watch out for The Punisher (based on a comic), Alone In The Dark (based on a video game, directed by the same guy who made House Of The Dead), and Dead Or Alive The Movie (based on the video game with the jiggly breastesssezzz) to all be huge failures.
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Ocean's Twelve (George Clooney, etc, sequel to Ocean's Eleven)
I, Robot (http://www.irobotnow.com/index.php) (Will Smith, based on an Isaac Asimov story)
The Aviator (Leonardo Dicaprio, directed by Martin Scorsese, based on real life nutcase Howard Hughes)
Barbershop 2 (http://www.barbershop2.com/) (Ice Cube, Cedric The Entertainer, Queen Latifah, sequel to Barbershop)
The Bourne Supremacy (Matt Damon, sequel to The Bourne Identity)
Constantine (http://www.insanerantings.com/hell/movie/) (Keanu Reeves, based on a comic book called Hellblazer)
Son Of The Mask (http://www.themaskisback.com/) (Jamie Kennedy, sequel to Jim Carrey's The Mask)
Hero (Jet Li, long-delayed historical swordplay import)
The Ring 2 (Naomi Watts, an original sequel to The Ring, not a remake of Japan's Ringu 2)
Meet The Fockers (Ben Stiller, Robert Deniro, sequel to Meet The Parents)
Walking Tall (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson & Johnny Knoxville)
The Whole Ten Yards (Bruce Willis, sequel to The Whole Nine Yards)
Scary Movie 4 (yeah... but it's going to make money, no matter how worn-out the series gets...)
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (based on a popular children's book)
The Brothers Grimm (Matt Damon, directed by Terry Gilliam of 12 Monkeys and Time Bandits)
Secret Window (Johnny Depp, John Turturro, based on a Stephen King story)
Collateral (Tom Cruise, directed by Michael Mann who also made Manhunter, Ali and Last Of The Mohicans)
The Manchurian Candidate (Denzel Washington, remake of the 1962 Frank Sinatra film)
The Passion Of The Christ (Mel Gibsons film will be in Latin & Aramaic with subtitles, but at least it will avoid the controversy of Scorsese's Last Temptation since Pope John Paul II has seen Passion and endorsed it)
also, watch out for The Punisher (based on a comic), Alone In The Dark (based on a video game, directed by the same guy who made House Of The Dead), and Dead Or Alive The Movie (based on the video game with the jiggly breastesssezzz) to all be huge failures.