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[farafiro]

heheheeeeeeeeee
another spam AD
lol

[snapple]

I like the fact that they / s/he has not even bothered to research the English language very well. It seems to be a trait (perhaps even requirement) of all spam emails / posts etc, that the written English must be appalling. I had an email the other day that said someone was involved in a plane crash and that they "perished and died". Interesting, i wonder which one preceded the other?

Regards, snapple :)

[Ruben]

Hey, this one seems familiar to me. The exact same text was posted at another board I frequent (link (http://www.gazalforum.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2036))...

I also bumped into an email from that site in my unwantedmail-box...man I hate it when people post ads in a forum...it wouldn't be so bad if they'd actually write something targeted, but this is nothing but a standard-message...

:confused: - Ruben

[Cota]

snapple does bring up a very interesting point....which one preceded the other??? Did they die before they perished, or perish before they died...? food for thought..I think we should take this debate directly to the spammers. Its a good thing I dont sleep, cause that question would keep me up all night.

[Ruben]

Whahaha, well maybe they didn't have a heart-attack and perished first and then died while the plane touched the ground...

Maybe they died while they perished...

On the other hand, maybe one of the passengers had a heart-attack because he/she knew they were f_cked...which would mean he/she died first and then perished...

...come to think of it; who gives a rat f_ck??

:cool: - Ruben

[CyanBlue]

Probably the parents of the rat??? :D

[Ruben]

Probably the parents of the rat??? :D

nah, don't think so, that'd be incest...probably the rat's girlfriend...or boyfriend...or transsexual partner...

:D - Ruben

[Cota]

Or the other possibility is that the pilot perished while the passenger died and the rat, along with his transexual partner got away. Or we could have to face the possibility that none of that really happened. What could have really happened was that the food on the plane got everyone sick and they died, because there was a rat with a transexual partner in the food and the airlines made up the cover story that they perished to confuse and cause conversations like this one.

[Ruben]

Interesting theory Cota...though I recogn we should rely on the possibility that the rat (and his or her transsexual partner) did not die and remained on the airplane for the sake of continuing feeding this creative impulse...

:D - Ruben

[Cota]

Exactly......

[Ruben]

Exactly......

...didn't think I could make up such nonsense, did ya? DID YA!?

;) - Ruben

[Cota]

Its not nonsense, its all true....we figured it out, but now we have to be careful, if they know that we know what they know, we could be in danger.

[Ruben]

Yes indeed, you never know what rats are capable of...do you think we should warn other people or maybe think of starting an evactuation??

- Ruben

PS. Please excuse me for any typo's, I'm sitting under my desk so conclusively I can't see what I'm typing...

[CyanBlue]

Hm... I see no new posts in a matter of an hour... Maybe all those rats are blocking the posts??? :D

[Ruben]

...wait a minute...hey! How do I know that YOU aren't just a rat using CyanBlue's account??

- Ruben

[Cota]

Does he know the secret hand shake????

[Ruben]

Yeah, good idea, let's see it Cyanblue!

- Ruben

[CyanBlue]

Well... I can't tell you that if I were 'the' rat, can I??? :D

[Ruben]

hey Cota, I think he has just found out about our secret way to determine if someone's a rat or not...

:mad: - Ruben

[Cota]

Hmmm, they are a clever bunch.....but my secret decoder ring will give me the answer.....Oh Whew.....it says CyanBlue is NOT the rat....wait there's more...it also says he is the leader of a secret organization of rebel microsoft employees determined to exact revenge on Bill Gates for making Windows ME.....WoW, just when you think you know a person....

[Ruben]

Hang on...erm...I think there's an older version of one of those downstairs, often referred to as "the answering machine"...still trying to find the secret button though, all I've gotten out of it has been people I know saying I need to give them a call...:confused:

Hey, what does the ring say about me?? Nothing about the psychiatric institute of Amsterdam which I escaped from, right?

:D - Ruben

[Cota]

Lets see, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, AH, Ruben, here we are.....it says, "left of center"...thats all...how odd...what do you think it could mean..

[CyanBlue]

Hm... I just got the SQL error when I tried to look up Ruben... What gives??? :D

[Cota]

what was the error? "Object not defined"....... :p

[Ruben]

Lets see, Ruben, Ruben, Ruben, AH, Ruben, here we are.....it says, "left of center"...thats all...how odd...what do you think it could mean..Very weird indeed...I've had a look over my right shoulder but didn't see anyone standing in front of the window...do you happen to be a drumstick...?

Hm... I just got the SQL error when I tried to look up Ruben... What gives??? :DGhehe, rule #1: never try to apply logics to me

;) - Ruben

[Ruben]

what was the error? "Object not defined"....... :p

"Object too ugly for processing"?

:eek: - Ruben

[Cota]

No, not a drumstick, but a meat popcycle...And of course you should have been looking over the LEFT shoulder....by the doorway....

[Ruben]

Well I guess that'd depend on where you are standing when saying "left of center"....and what's a meat popcycle??

- Ruben

PS. Gotta start learning that darn secret language sometime :p

[Cota]

Well to be honest, I'm not sure I even know what a meat popcycle is... Think about this, how many people are going to read this thread, shake their heads, and say, these are the guys we call upon for help.....

[Ruben]

Yeah, you're right...it gives me this really eerie though still exceptual special feeling which brings me a certain notion of leadership and makes me stand on my officechair trying to scratch my forehead with my left knee while mumbeling "RATATA-TARAMDYDAM-DARAMLADAM!!!"...

- Ruben

[Cota]

That was almost a patriotic song....I raise my left knee and solute you Mr. Ruben.

[CyanBlue]

Dang... That's La Bamba sung backward... Everybody dance!!! :D

[Ruben]

HAIL ME!!

I salute thy, oh mighty Knights of Secretishness! I shall see thy dance upon La Bamba backwardish, untill within thay night, hopping upon thay right leg, for thay left shall remain in holy airs...

- Ruben