Challenge - Preloader

[padnpen]

I'll give you the punch line, I'm not NEARLY as good as you are... you win. However, I was working on a preloader and wondered what magical creations others might come up with to put mine to shame. So... the challenge is to create a preloader that is better than mine (won't take much) in as many or fewer lines than mine. After seeing what has been done in 25 lines I don't think that will be a problem.

I tried to follow the rules of the challenges, at least in spirit. The only thing you need is a really large movie, which you should have one laying around somewhere, to test with. OK, here are my 32 lines of code... eager to be demolished!

createBar = function (amount) {
    createEmptyMovieClip("myText", 97);
    with (myText) {
        createTextField("preText", 98, 198, 155, 300, 100);
        preText.text = percent+"% is loaded";}
    createEmptyMovieClip("bar", 99);
    with (bar) {
        beginFill(0xff0000, percent);
        lineStyle(1, 0x000000, 100);
        moveTo(200, -50);
        lineTo(206, -55);
        lineTo(206, 0);
        lineTo(200, 0);
        lineTo(200, -50);
        endFill();}
    bar._visible = false;
    for (i=0; i<amount; ++i) {
        duplicateMovieClip("bar", "bar"+i, i);
        setProperty("bar"+i, _y, 150);
        setProperty("bar"+i, _x, i*8);
        setProperty("bar"+i, _yscale, (i+1)*6);}};
onEnterFrame = function() {
    percent = Math.round(getBytesLoaded()/getBytesTotal()*100);
    if (percent == 100) {
        for (i=0; i<Math.round(percent/10); ++i) {
            removeMovieClip("bar"+i);
        }
        removeMovieClip("bar");
        removeMovieClip("myText");
        gotoAndStop(2);
    } else {
        createBar(Math.round(percent/10));}};

If this is a stupid idea I will officially boot myself from any further proceedings.